I wish I can cryogenically freeze myself like this frog, especially since I would apparently wake up to vigorous mating (I hope not to frogs).
Its been pretty damn cold by South Florida standards. This morning its a windy 36 degrees. Being from Chicago it has been a bit of a welcome change from the almost perfect weather we usually experience. Seeing co-workers having to... Read More
Your comment made me laugh my ass off! I agree with the dancing with smurf thing, we've seen the same story line a billion times over.
As to your museum director, why are they always creatures of the crazy/insane/caffeine spiked/bitch variety? Good luck with that one, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that shit right now.
Ok I am finished feeling sorry for myself and my fallen comrades. Lets talk about some good things that have been going on. I have a new python/boa rack for my snake room. Its an ARS rack with 12 tubs. It has belly heat throughout and controlled by a thermostat that even includes a night drop in temperature. This... Read More
I am totally impressed by the snake rack! I didn't realize the hardware needed for such a thing. In fact I had to yell to my brother to show him the pics (he wants a snake and has large spiders for the time being).
Thanks for the comment, my life is too ridiculous at times not to be hysterical. I just like to roll with the punches.
Ok so it hasn't been a good few weeks. My move has been kinda shitty. Someone or something at my new place has either let loose, stolen, or killed all my animals living outside. I found one of the turtles with it's legs chewed off but I doubt a predatory animal could have taken the largest most dangerous critters in my yard or got them... Read More
Ok, so the deodorant gum arrived from Japan and here is my review. It's very strange. Fuwarinka is sort of chalky and falls apart when you first bite into it and then slowly metamorphosizes into the typical sticky wad (you know what I mean). The entire time there is a flavorful blast of citrus exploding through your mouth. The excitement and exoticism of this new... Read More
Soon I will be receiving a case of Fuwarinka Gum, the candy that supposedly will change the chewer's body odor . I am curious to see if it works. After all, life is no fun when you smell like oreo dog vomit.
Here is the product description.
An incredibly unique taste, this is peach jasmine flavored gum by kracie with special healing benefits. Not only... Read More
Its really freaking me out thinking about it! spiders could crawl across my eyeballs while I was sleeping AAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGHH!
When I wake up my eyes are always shut...well at least I think they are
how was your wee holly hol then anyway stinker? (thats a rudii term of endearment by the way, no offense intended. Made apt by how often we discuss your manly musk haha)
I have been known to ninja chop people, really only weirdos in bars trying to cop a feel.
haha if im in a relationship with mr buzz buzz..you could be in a relationship with your right hand hahaha.. oh I am so very witty
oh and I made up a word just for you... quiffalicious
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When it rains it pours urine. On days like today I question why I moved back to Florida.
Most days all I look forward to is the end of work. But while I am driving home it always hits me; I hate where I live. The landlord is a fucking wanker. He bought the entire block hoping to flip it and we all know where... Read More
turtles have a pretty hard shell so it depends on the limit of the speed. hopefully the little guy is okay. people just really don't care anymore. and its really sad.
. I am curious to see if it works. After all, life is no fun when you smell like oreo dog vomit. 
