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When it rains it pours urine. On days like today I question why I moved back to Florida.

Most days all I look forward to is the end of work. But while I am driving home it always hits me; I hate where I live. The landlord is a fucking wanker. He bought the entire block hoping to flip it and we all know where that kind of thinking got us. Now he just ends up renting out the apartments without maintaining a single thing so this part of town is starting to look like shit. Just yesterday I saw the homeless man from my block in another town. He se said he went to Dania because he thought our street was getting too ghetto. Guess its time to move, huh?

Today wasnt any better. In fact it was much worse. Things have been pretty rocky at work so I was generally in a bad mood. On top of the usual agitations I was pissed I didnt get the day off today. I sat in my office writing a monthly report on all my comings and goings over the month of June. The monotony of the day was only interrupted by this little gem of a life experience.

Now I both love and loathe working next to a pawn shop across from a casino but today was one of those unfortunate days when the entertainment value wore a little thin. Given the nature and location of said shop I get to see some very sad and desperate people go in and out of that place. It gets rather depressing and you cant help but feel bad for a lot of the people who depend on pawn shops but the dude I encountered today gets no sympathy from me. When I walked outside to go to lunch some asshole was pissing next to my car with his dong out and facing a busy road at noon. There was definitely some significant splash back and quite a puddle beneath one of my tires. I was like What the fuck? and the then I notice he was with a woman who was standing on the sidewalk next to me. She started yelling at him and I just threw my hands up and went back into the office. He was so wasted it took him five minutes just to get back into his car and close the door. All I wanted was a Tasty Torpedo from Quiznos and all I got was a leaky one spraying my Taurus.