If I hear the word "myspace" one more fucking time, I'm gonna fucking jump in front of a train.
Speaking of trains, The other day I was driving and a train was crossing highway 17. The lights are flashing, so I stop and wait for the train to pass. Along the highway side was a man walking his dog, not wanting to wait for the train, he starts running and runs just in front of the slow moving train dragging his dog along behind him. Just as the dog gets halfway through the tracks, it stops, forcing the man yank the the dog out of the way. The dog makes it out of the way just in time except, the train's wheels runs over just the tip of it's tail. As the train smashes the dog's tail, it yelps and turns back to lick it's tail just as a second wheel runs over it's head and kills it.
The moral of the story is:
don't loose your head over a piece of tail.
Speaking of trains, The other day I was driving and a train was crossing highway 17. The lights are flashing, so I stop and wait for the train to pass. Along the highway side was a man walking his dog, not wanting to wait for the train, he starts running and runs just in front of the slow moving train dragging his dog along behind him. Just as the dog gets halfway through the tracks, it stops, forcing the man yank the the dog out of the way. The dog makes it out of the way just in time except, the train's wheels runs over just the tip of it's tail. As the train smashes the dog's tail, it yelps and turns back to lick it's tail just as a second wheel runs over it's head and kills it.
The moral of the story is:
don't loose your head over a piece of tail.
idoru:
you made that whole thing up