odetta

Being able to bring my laptop to work makes these shifts much more bearable.

I want to meet a girl. Talk to me.

I need a new job. Hire me, hire me, hire me.

I've decided that I'm going to crochet bikinis, sell vibrators with a brand name called "Go Fuck Yourself", and become a tattoo artist. I will be wearing a crocheted bikini while tattooing someone also while using a tattoo gun that looks like a vibrator.

Fucking hire me.

Getting my sparrow done on Thursday for free! Hell yes.

Are there any SG photographers in San Diego??

Job interview tomorrow! Its the first interview after applying to millions of places. I'm not getting my hopes up because its a group interview which can really blow because I have to try really hard to stand out. Its for a chiropractic office which would be cool. The interview seems like it might be pretty fun.

The girl who did my tattoo said that if...
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Craptastic day!

Burnt the fuck out of my hand when the coffee maker overflowed.

Got screamed at by a guest because she hated her room and decided to blame it all on me.

Three people showed up with reservations that were never made and we didn't have any rooms for them.

::Screaming in my head::

You would think meeting a girl would be much easier. But I can tell you - Its not. I see all of these beautiful girls all of the time and I have no idea how to approach them. "Hi, I'm Ali. Wanna make out?" It sounds sad but the only time I feel totally comfortable hitting on girls is when we go to the strip...
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