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odetta

San Luis Obispo

Hopeful Since 2009

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Monday Mar 08, 2010

Mar 8, 2010
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I need a new job. Hire me, hire me, hire me.

I've decided that I'm going to crochet bikinis, sell vibrators with a brand name called "Go Fuck Yourself", and become a tattoo artist. I will be wearing a crocheted bikini while tattooing someone also while using a tattoo gun that looks like a vibrator.

Fucking hire me.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
addicted2chaos:
You look like you could be my sister's best friend's twin sister. Kind of strange hahaha.
Mar 8, 2010
simms1:
seems pretty awesome
Mar 8, 2010

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