oddityodyssey

That's because all women are fucked up. Just to different varying degrees. I have a theory on it all. All men are dumb. You, me, every other human on the planet carrying a Y chromosome is retarded to a degree. All women are batshit insane. The trick is to find a woman who's crazy is equal to your level of stupid. For example, if you're the kind of guy who locks his keys in his car, you shouldn't be with a girl who thinks Alf was based on real events.

Conversely a woman who's only mildly nuts, lets say she can't by seafood from the grocery store because the fish look sad. she doesn't need to be with a guy who's waiting on a check from a Nigerian prince.

But in the rare occaisions where stupid equals crazy. You get a guy who buys an extended warranty on everything he gets at best buy and pair him up with a chick who believes that George Bush and the entire Bush family are lizard people. Then may their first child be a masculine child.

Actually that's similar to the Spaceballs theory: all men are good, but dumb, while all women are evil, but smart. Per Spaceballs, evil will always win because good is dumb. Thus smart women manipulate dumb guys. Not really that hard because the guys are dumb. Still evil though. Then you have the converse where a woman tries being good only to end up with an evil guy, better known as an asshole.
At the same time as a general rule one should look for those approximately as fucked up as you are. Now that doesn't mean fucked up in the exact same way, but simply to a similar degree.
And it does well to remember that all guys are dumb, even the ones playing at being evil. You could win the Nobel Prize in Literature and get named People's Sexiest Man of the Year and still make a bag of hammered dog shit look intelligent. Guys are just dumb, which is why girls make no sense to them. They're not smart enough to get it.
What we have in my case is a good (I think) but obviously dumb guy dating a girl playing at being good, but obviously so evil it's driven her around the bend and dropped her off where the buses don't run. Took me a bit to realize the full extent of said crazy. And let's not forget the not-an-ex-boyfriend constantly texting me, insulting me, lying to me poorly, reading her texts, threatening to show up at my house or the store (which would have ended with him being shot either way; the only difference being what caliber used but hollow points all the same), calling her demented and a slut. Actually a diseased slut come to think of it. I'm still thinking of calling the IRS on him just for shits and giggles.
Still, all too much drama, which gives me a headache, and bores me, and makes me sleepy. I'm not all that broken up about it either. I actually feel a sense of relief. I suppose that's a sign I did the right thing.