Nothing much to say so here's a joke.
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A guy gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks over to him and asks for his license, registration and proof of insurance. "Sorry," the guy says, "I don't have one."
"You don't have a license?"
"No, it got taken away about 2 years ago for drunk driving."
"You've been driving without a license for 2 years?!"
"Yep."
"You're in serious trouble," said the cop. "I'm going to need to see some other kind of identification, registration and proof of insurance."
"Well, see the thing is, this isn't my car. It's stolen."
"STOLEN?!!!"
"Yeah, but I think I saw something in the glove compartment while I was putting the gun away."
"Gun?!"
"Yeah, what else was I going to use to shoot the driver?"
"WHAT?!!!!!!!"
"But she might have something on her. I'll check the trunk."
"THERE'S A BODY IN THE TRUNK????!!!!!!????!!!"
"Well, you see...."
"FREEZE!!!" the cop shouted with his pistol pointed at the driver. "Get out of the car NOW!!!"
Immediately, he called for backup, reporting that he had pulled over an unlicensed speeder driving a stolen car with the body of the driver in the trunk, and the murder weapon in the glove compartment. As soon as help arrived, they began to inspect the car. First, they checked the trunk, and to there surprise, there was no body. Then they opened the glove compartment looking for the gun. No gun, but they found the vehicle's registration and proof of insurance. Puzzled, they asked the man in custody if he had a valid driver's license. Without hesitation, he presented it, still in useable condition, and the name matched the name on the documents. It was his car.
A cop walks up to him and says, "Alright asshole, what gives? This officer made us drive 50 miles out into the middle of nowhere, telling us that you didn't have a license, and that you had stolen the car and shot the driver, but all the evidence we've found proves otherwise."
"Yeah, and I'll bet the lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding, too!"
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A guy gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks over to him and asks for his license, registration and proof of insurance. "Sorry," the guy says, "I don't have one."
"You don't have a license?"
"No, it got taken away about 2 years ago for drunk driving."
"You've been driving without a license for 2 years?!"
"Yep."
"You're in serious trouble," said the cop. "I'm going to need to see some other kind of identification, registration and proof of insurance."
"Well, see the thing is, this isn't my car. It's stolen."
"STOLEN?!!!"
"Yeah, but I think I saw something in the glove compartment while I was putting the gun away."
"Gun?!"
"Yeah, what else was I going to use to shoot the driver?"
"WHAT?!!!!!!!"
"But she might have something on her. I'll check the trunk."
"THERE'S A BODY IN THE TRUNK????!!!!!!????!!!"
"Well, you see...."
"FREEZE!!!" the cop shouted with his pistol pointed at the driver. "Get out of the car NOW!!!"
Immediately, he called for backup, reporting that he had pulled over an unlicensed speeder driving a stolen car with the body of the driver in the trunk, and the murder weapon in the glove compartment. As soon as help arrived, they began to inspect the car. First, they checked the trunk, and to there surprise, there was no body. Then they opened the glove compartment looking for the gun. No gun, but they found the vehicle's registration and proof of insurance. Puzzled, they asked the man in custody if he had a valid driver's license. Without hesitation, he presented it, still in useable condition, and the name matched the name on the documents. It was his car.
A cop walks up to him and says, "Alright asshole, what gives? This officer made us drive 50 miles out into the middle of nowhere, telling us that you didn't have a license, and that you had stolen the car and shot the driver, but all the evidence we've found proves otherwise."
"Yeah, and I'll bet the lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding, too!"
Well there only doing about 6 dates over here in the uk and we managed to get tickets for the birmingham show so its a club that holds about 2000 ppl so it shoudlnt be to bad and we can probly get quite close