I'm not really digging the limited amount of characters in my "Top Ten"
Just saying.
Me: God! What are you doing in my bathroom? I don't believe in you.
God: I was going to watch you masturbate because that's how I roll. But since we're already talking, can I use your cell phone?
Me: Uhh...sure. Is it's local?
God: Oh, totally! LoL
ARGH!@# Somehow, CuteCandyPhone.Com has managed to bypass my Camino Fortress. Fuck You In The Penis Hole CuteCandyPhone.Com!
Just saying.
Me: God! What are you doing in my bathroom? I don't believe in you.
God: I was going to watch you masturbate because that's how I roll. But since we're already talking, can I use your cell phone?
Me: Uhh...sure. Is it's local?
God: Oh, totally! LoL
ARGH!@# Somehow, CuteCandyPhone.Com has managed to bypass my Camino Fortress. Fuck You In The Penis Hole CuteCandyPhone.Com!
noctem:
That God's such a clown. I'd check your phone statement though next month.
noctem:
Dude, that's the most lost look on my face ever 