So I've just got back from le Nerdcave and after hypnotically watching 4musics '50 sexiest girls in pop' I have deduced this....
It was a craptonne of bull.
However it did produce some laughs, much like Madonna, who for some reason is classed as a girl. A 52-year old girl. Seriously.
If you, for some reason, ever become a Sugababe and for some unknown reason you quit did you know that you have to be replaced with someone of the same skin colour as you? Think about it.
Also I managed to spot something insanely strange in Pink's 'Just like a pill' video.
I'm pretty darn sure that I know who that is...
Just remembered, Jennifer Lopez, not a girl.
Oh and another noteworthy topic is how that utter skank from N-Dubz beat some actually pretty ladies in this chart of fuckwittery. This generally angered me. She is what the listners of N-Dubz would call 'Butterz innit?'
Apparently the current members of Girls Aloud and The Saturdays make up for 20% of the sexiest ladies in pop. I do have two thoughts on this.
1) How utterly heartbreaking/gutted it would of been to be in one of these groups and not make the chart, although hilarious for everyone else.
2) Using each indvidual member is cheating. Clearly used to make up the numbers.
Pixie Lott's eyebrows scare me
This video is clearly the leaked plot for Transformers 3: Get Sexy!
Yeah I have ran out of things to say. If I find more I shall edit.
Peas and Love.
Primeface.
It was a craptonne of bull.
However it did produce some laughs, much like Madonna, who for some reason is classed as a girl. A 52-year old girl. Seriously.
If you, for some reason, ever become a Sugababe and for some unknown reason you quit did you know that you have to be replaced with someone of the same skin colour as you? Think about it.
Also I managed to spot something insanely strange in Pink's 'Just like a pill' video.
I'm pretty darn sure that I know who that is...
Just remembered, Jennifer Lopez, not a girl.
Oh and another noteworthy topic is how that utter skank from N-Dubz beat some actually pretty ladies in this chart of fuckwittery. This generally angered me. She is what the listners of N-Dubz would call 'Butterz innit?'
Apparently the current members of Girls Aloud and The Saturdays make up for 20% of the sexiest ladies in pop. I do have two thoughts on this.
1) How utterly heartbreaking/gutted it would of been to be in one of these groups and not make the chart, although hilarious for everyone else.
2) Using each indvidual member is cheating. Clearly used to make up the numbers.
Pixie Lott's eyebrows scare me
This video is clearly the leaked plot for Transformers 3: Get Sexy!
Yeah I have ran out of things to say. If I find more I shall edit.
Peas and Love.
Primeface.
Proud of you though