obsidity

embarrassing moments
So I was crossing the bridge and pulled up to the tollbooth and there was this cute, hip, black dude taking my money, and I realized that I was blasting the eminem/daft punk live remix from djmike's chillit's mix
which is awesome....but if you don't know about the daft punk part....hopefully that cute boy was going "....was that daft punk?"


I was at whole foods and there is this one cashier that I think is sooooo cute and I get all embarassed around her, she is petite and asian/hispanic? and she asked me if I wanted a small bag for my lunch and I said "no, I got a big one!......bag, I mean!"
I very obviously don't have a big one of anything else, so it was probably just me whose mind went completely to the gutter after uttering "I got a big one!" I expected her tosay "that's what he said..."
It's all because of you people! I wasn't this dirty minded before!
But I was always this foolish.