I just remembered one of the dreams I had this morning. ( I went to sleep at 12:30 and woke up at 12:30!!!)
I don't know if this is blasphemous or what. I'm not Christian. I'm not even religious!
But in one dream I was Mary Magdalene (although I was carrying a head in a box at one point, which would make me Salome) And Jesus had just been crucified and resurrected and he was lying in this room with his disciples, and I walk in and he calls me over and starts apologising about how he couldn't spend more time with me, and is getting all intimate (and you would think he is all bloody and dead, but no) And starts to give me some oral sex and is explaining how this was the last lesson he needs to give to mankind, how to pleasure a woman. Boy was it a good lesson. Meanwhile I am thinking about the fact that all the disciples are watching, but they are supposed to be learning, I guess, and frankly, I didn't really care....
I had many other dreams as well, I worked in a quicky mart where we were stealing all the candy, and goofing off and accidentally set a friend on fire, and I was in a gypsy caravan Burning Man faerie festival in the woods etc.....
But I have never had a dream quite like that....
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in other news...GODDAMMMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh ye Gods. the zot and the uberzot. It's like, "Goths, And Visigoths."
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just discussing with antiprincess how whenever I have sex in this reality again I better watch it when I say stuff like "oh jesus, fuck! oh god, yes!!!" As my lover could get jealous. Heh heh.
I don't know if this is blasphemous or what. I'm not Christian. I'm not even religious!
But in one dream I was Mary Magdalene (although I was carrying a head in a box at one point, which would make me Salome) And Jesus had just been crucified and resurrected and he was lying in this room with his disciples, and I walk in and he calls me over and starts apologising about how he couldn't spend more time with me, and is getting all intimate (and you would think he is all bloody and dead, but no) And starts to give me some oral sex and is explaining how this was the last lesson he needs to give to mankind, how to pleasure a woman. Boy was it a good lesson. Meanwhile I am thinking about the fact that all the disciples are watching, but they are supposed to be learning, I guess, and frankly, I didn't really care....
I had many other dreams as well, I worked in a quicky mart where we were stealing all the candy, and goofing off and accidentally set a friend on fire, and I was in a gypsy caravan Burning Man faerie festival in the woods etc.....
But I have never had a dream quite like that....
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in other news...GODDAMMMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh ye Gods. the zot and the uberzot. It's like, "Goths, And Visigoths."
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just discussing with antiprincess how whenever I have sex in this reality again I better watch it when I say stuff like "oh jesus, fuck! oh god, yes!!!" As my lover could get jealous. Heh heh.
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