obsidity

ahh!

Ah, but Internet waits for no one. Internet's the kind of guy that waits maybe a second for you at the appointed time then gets impatient and runs off and does whatever Internet does and then you catch up with him later and say, "dude, I was like 2 minutes late!" and internet comes back with "ah, well, you totally missed all the shit that went down!" and then goes on to talk about all of his hijinks and lojinks and you get all sad and resolve never to hang out with Internet again, but you always make plans with him anyway. We all do. He's just that kind of guy, and that's why I've joined the society to kill Internet, and end his rein of punctuality and good times.

It's for the best, really.