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*Dances a jig*
did that help?

Never had moonshine. But I imagine it tastes a bit like jet fuel. Which I have also never had. But I have had habu sake. Which I've heard has been compared to jet fuel. This makes me wonder, who is it that has been taste testing jet fuel???

no way man, costco hotdogs are AWESOME.

hebrew national, baby.

Good for you .

I think I'm going to START smoking . Only because I may SOMEDAY be cornered in a room ful of armed terrorists and there just MIGHT be a leaking barrel of flammable substance in the corner . They'll say something like " do you have any last requests ? " Of course I'll ask for a last smoke . Then when I'm almost through with it I'll give the head bad guy a sly wink and ask " What do all of you and this cigarrette have in common ? " They'll lower their weapons briefly and ponder my clever riddle . I'll then flip my burning cigarrette at the leaky barrel of flammable substance ( Possibly even in slow motion ) and say " You both just got SMOKED!!! " I'd then dive for cover and the barrel would ignite , explode , and kill ALL of the baddies in one spectacular fireball of justice .

Well...that day may never come , but IF it does I want to be prepared .

so...when did u want to hang? my g/f and i are usually free on the weekends to chill. do keep me posted

At least you have a car.

your glasses rock.

i had a dream that i came to see you and we ran along the street hand in hand and birds were flying around us and angels were singing.

i need to put a ticket to see you on my wishlist.

i thought you were the snootiest bitch in the world

i dint say nuffin

i had a piece of chit car... that had a pretty nice CD player in it... but by buttery fingers dropped the face to it, and so the cd player/radio was rendered useless.

i know jack about cars... and so, for weeks i was trying to figure out how to get the broken radio thing out...

then one foggy night's eve... some jack-ass broke in to my car without breaking and windows... yanked out only the radio and cut the shyt out of themselves, leaving blood all over most of my stuff on the passenger side.

anyhow, so some jack ass got all cut and stuff just to get my broken cd player/radio.

i laughed anyway.

did you get everything settled with the car? if not let me know. what kind of car is it? and is it the stock wheel? if so we might be able to repair it.

That is freakin' weird . You're like a Leech woman or something .

here's a super duper 'awwwww' going out to you and the boy

listen. i don't like you and that is why i'm not coming to vist.

no, i lie. i no visit because i am poor. but one day...i will once again have a savings account complete with savings and i will visit. and you will show me around the west coast and then i will move out there with you because i will love it so much. and i really hope to do this all sooner than later.

-me

impressive on the home smoothie skills. I've developed quite the craving for 711 coke slurpies, especially while I'm trying to quit smoking. Seems everything I crave they tell me is bad for me.

i have 3 old tvs i won't throw away in case one of the ones i have breaks

liar i was making fun of the village
the other movie was the exorcist: the begining

was it wacky hat day, or just regular hat day?

Because wacky hat day is the only true hat day.

what are you talking about ?