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Welcome to oblivions house of oddities.

The man to your immediate left shoveling cow manure likes to put it in the shit shute.

The man your immediate right making love to the macadamias is fucking nuts.

Further up on up you'll meet Bob the no armed no legged swimmer.

If you will focus your attention over head you will meet Lucky the one legged, blind, castrated, deaf, tailess dog.

Behind this door is the human robot. He runs on Windows so hes not working at the moment.

This other door houses a rarity. A man who makes sense.

Sitting next to him is a woman that doesn't believe in double standards.

Our current attraction is a physicist who believes we're all just dandruff of some greater being.

Our old attraction was a priest who didn't speak in circular arguements.

We have a few other attractions but I think now that you have paid your fee that you deserve a special treat. Walk right through that last door to see the egress.