obliviousfocus

Okay First off here is the tatt.


Now for random thoughts that go through my brain. I like to offend people and not just a select group of them. I like to offend all so I have a wider demographic. So whatever comes out of my brain is just shit I repress.

Brokeback Mountain: Now I know why cowboys were bow-legged.

Lesbians: Together there is no problem they can't lick.

Republicans: Taking the fun out of breathing for centuries.

Protestants: Taking the fun out of sex since someone figured out fellatio.

I found out that a land mine has a hole in it almost big enough to stick my dick in it. Don't ask how i know this because you dont' have the security clearance to hear my answer.

I had a nightmare about Dolly parton once. I dreamt she was my mother and was trying to wean me.

I really don't understand this whole reality concept. It makes no sense to me. Apparently in reality people have to take responsibility for their actions and do the right thing. So when you find reality let me know and I can wake up from this nightmare i am living in.

When did we stop evolving?

Just shit that goes through my head and I am outtie.