I just agreed to let someone pee on me. I think I have issues.
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For the longest time I used to think I was unworthy of someone and love. Now lately i realize I had it wrong. I see now that I'm actually a great person and that I have a lot to offer. Its most of the people who aren't worthy of me. And this is not ego speaking this is me seeing things for how they really...
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nish1:
Its others at fault not you 
Someone worthy is out there though
Someone worthy is out there though
antietam:
no!!!! still no word and i'm starting to get quite nervous!! 
After last nights drunken escapades i realize for the first time in about 6 years that I have a penis. I don't think I ever want to act like that again. I feel like I have to hunt down some people and appologize for my behavior.
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nish1:
when drunken escapades go a little to far 
spooky520:
hell I know i've been there...drunked antics sometimes go to far but hey if they are your friends they will accept you with no problem, if they aren't, well then...fuck em.
when i get the extra time, i will come up and drink with you.
when i get the extra time, i will come up and drink with you.
Well tonight when i get home. I'm going to put on the lab coat and glasses and give a long speech about progress. I shall be drunk so fuck all.
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thefreak:
Yes sir, Dr. Shitfaced.
-TM
-TM
vodka_socks:
Woot up the drinky poos thanks it's hard work.. my hair is tooooooooooooooooooo fine to want to knot
thanks it's hard work.. my hair is tooooooooooooooooooo fine to want to knot
This is the funniest story never told.
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thefreak:
No, it's not.
-TM
-TM
If i told you. Would you listen. If you saw me would you know. Can you sense this attraction. Or is it just another metaphor for our lives. Do we simply ignore it as a passing fancy. Or do we let it build with a solid foundation. I don't know these answers. Maybe you do
_tab:
s'ok
nikonphoto80:
The answer is 42 
You know. I just want you all to know that each and everyone of you are special and wonderful people. That is all.
I say this because some of you seem to be down. Alone. And feeling unloved. And i just want you to know not alone in the world. And to just keep pressing on.
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I say this because some of you seem to be down. Alone. And feeling unloved. And i just want you to know not alone in the world. And to just keep pressing on.
And the lyrics to one of my favorite songs...
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inannamute:
Self sacrifice.. so adorable
andromeda:
You are wonderful and special too! 
This update was brought to you by the number L and the letter 69. It is made from whole grain and chock full of vitamins and minerals.
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nikonphoto80:
Can you tell me how to get there, or you can ride with me or what ever.
sorrowsjoy:
Hahahaha aww you never fail to bring a smile to my face luv--I hope your doing well and look forward to seeing you in chat--We can discuss our decadent plans for Seattle --*HUGS*--LOve you very much 
Lexi
--*HUGS*--LOve you very much
Lexi
Welcome to oblivions house of oddities.
The man to your immediate left shoveling cow manure likes to put it in the shit shute.
The man your immediate right making love to the macadamias is fucking nuts.
Further up on up you'll meet Bob the no armed no legged swimmer.
If you will focus your attention over head you will meet Lucky the one legged, blind,...
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The man to your immediate left shoveling cow manure likes to put it in the shit shute.
The man your immediate right making love to the macadamias is fucking nuts.
Further up on up you'll meet Bob the no armed no legged swimmer.
If you will focus your attention over head you will meet Lucky the one legged, blind,...
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cretinfamily:
dude when did you meet my family?? 
nikonphoto80:
I hope she emails it to me I ask her to.
I am going to set up a confessional booth and start listening to peoples sins and troubles. I think i'll make some papers that say you are absolved my child and hand them out. Maybe if i get my new computer i can make something like that for here and just give it to people who randomly message me with their problems hahaha. I do...
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ataxia:
my sins....
muahahahaha
my sins....
muahahahaha
sorrowsjoy:
Hmmm SG has become somewhat a confessional booth for me lol--Because I work in the community helping others and here online it is nice and comforting I can be as wounded and troubled openly here and not have evryone freak and avoid me--*hugs*--Hope you are doing well darling--Or should I call you Father Oblivion? lol but hey if you ever need someone to vent on my door is always open--And as always love you lots sweetheart
lol but hey if you ever need someone to vent on my door is always open--And as always love you lots sweetheart When is the last time you sat down and just watched the sun come up in the morning. Other than when driving to work in a hurry to meet the rush. When is the last time you sat down and just listened. I mean to everything. If you do you will see that sounds are constantly going on about you that you filter out all...
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inannamute:
Doofus, no I wasn't mad, I was drunk..
I've just been busy, is all.
I've just been busy, is all.
derelict:
Hey babe.
Just left Nikon a comment.
I'm coming up Thursday for some booze.
wanted to know if you two wonderful companions would like to do a lunch date.
Do ya?
Let me know.
You still owe me some gas money."hint hint" lol.j/j but you could buy my lunch to make up for it.
oh yeah, dig yourself outta that hole you are putting yourself in, and ask her out. It can't hurt anything!!!!!!!!
Just left Nikon a comment.
I'm coming up Thursday for some booze.
wanted to know if you two wonderful companions would like to do a lunch date.
Do ya?
Let me know.
You still owe me some gas money."hint hint" lol.j/j but you could buy my lunch to make up for it.
oh yeah, dig yourself outta that hole you are putting yourself in, and ask her out. It can't hurt anything!!!!!!!!
After last night's drunken escapade I've decided to leave for a bit. Leave the requests for the poems. I will do all of them when I get back. I like the ideas given to me so far. Peace out to you all.
----Charles
Love
I can make no promises
She spoke softly over coffee
The cigarette smoke lingered heavy
I am as confused as you...
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----Charles
Love
I can make no promises
She spoke softly over coffee
The cigarette smoke lingered heavy
I am as confused as you...
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quasi_sean:
i totally want a poem celebrating obese man-love in the privacy of the kitchen.
can ya hook me up, buddy?
can ya hook me up, buddy?
apotheosis:
Sorry, I didn't read that entry. Too drunk at this point. So what's up w/ you dude? How's uhm.. what's her name... uhh.. that girl.. ehh. Fack!
The freak makes me pee my pants every time he talks to me !!!
...and I've come to a couple of conclusions.
#1. Bullshit. I just have to LOOK @you and you'd pee yourself.
#2. Why the fuck are we having this conversation? Judging from your journal and this, you're pee-obsessed!
But Chuckie Baby's still a pretty neato guy. Just don't offer me a glass of lemonade @your next BBQ...
-TM