If I don't get to fool around with somebody soon, my genitals are going to explode.
Actually, what I miss most is going down on someone.
Does anyone want to drive to Plymouth, MA so I can give them head?
Free of charge, no questions asked.
Apparently, if my previous performance reviews are to be believed, I'm much better than average at it.
--Steven
P.S. A girl, preferably.
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And you know, you'd be surprised how well the "honest" approach DOESN'T work in a bar.
I've learned that unless you look like Brad Pitt, you can't just walk up to someone and proposition them. Even though the world would be much much simpler if you could.
More on that in today's journal.
--Steven