obijonk

my ears are now 22 and 21mm left to right respectively... now you know love... k? its amazing what you find out y'know? i thought i was just some anonymous guy who went out now and then and worked at the club where a lot of kids go.. but no... apparently EVERYONE knows who i am! this girl last night who i have seen about a couple of times said hi last night and knew my name! how is this possible i hear you cry? i wish i knew! apparently im known in the junior circles as "hardcore jon" which well... its not a BAD name is it? so yeah, all these kids who i've never met know who i am and its weird - should i be flattered? worried? scared?! in a way i suppose its nice to be known, but in others... its not. the best benefit i can think of is to be able to walk up to "alt" kids in the street and demand loudly "dont you know who the fuck i am!?" hahahahaha, i wanna do that now. in other news, i got bored of my ears being only 20mm, so i have now made them bigger, im aiming for about 36mm which for you non-metric people out there is about 1.4 inches... do that in your gaugey weirdness... im considering a hair cut, i LIKE my hair longish, but then it can look GOOOOD shorter too... any input appreciable please. and mmm i have malteasers and on a fun fun fucking yes note, im going into town before work today to meet my dad who is going to pay for my new forks for my birthday (which incidentally kids, is the 14th of september, anyone who wants to send money, gifts, cards etc - i'll give you the address ) . of course when i say MEET him, i dont mean like for the first time, its just i dont see him an awful lot cos he lives with some woman who i dont want to know and i live with my mummy... so nyah. but yes, he shall be paying for these pimp-ass forks which rule all your asses ok? unfortunately i have to contribute myself to the wheel which is necessitated by the forks since they run on a 20mm thru axle and i have a QR skewer running atm... ahh well... s'only money eh? dammit i want a full on DH bike, but can i afford the 1299 for a 222 frameset? i WISH! someone buy me one!! hahahaha yeah right. i also ordered a couple of cd's khanate and sunn... OOOHness.. and credit cards are ace, except when they demand payment im sure it'll be fine if i just keep pretending. ive typed shitloads now anyway, so im sure you're bored of my litany - i think tis time for a song.


we are here, we were there, there are nearing people everywhere we go.
people catching in their hands the ashes of the Marlboro man.

Burn them down, burn them down with our canteens pouring gasoline;
it's never what they're saying but why oh why they say it.
burning down the billboards to the ground and no a sound will touch these ears, for the sights to be gained will everlast us through the years.

five o'clock rush hour traffic gazing upward at our magic.
Calvin Klein went down in flames,
and authorities aren't asking for the names.

Cave In