obeyyourknives

I'm quitting this toilet for five days and going to Florida.

I don't like Ohio. There's not an emoticon that quite expresses it, but here's one for the sort of people I'm surrounded with in town:

Yes, pigs. Drunk, vomiting, spilling-over, date-raping pigs.

I wonder what the pigs in Florida do?

I certainly hope you're all paying attention.

Back from the dead!

Tyron Leitso is a very important man. He's the next Jeremiah Dixon. "Hell yes" is the only thing to say in a lot of situations.

I'm at the end of my rope. Everything feels rough and hostile. I'm nearly ready to self-emmoliate.

If only I were a sex addict, I could gain some motivation.

Wrote an essay.

I watched Lawrence of Arabia tonight. As I watched, I increasingly wanted to visit the places where the movie was filmed. I wanted to be the places where T.E. Lawrence once tread.

Then I realized that I can never go there; that the West has manipulated the Middle East irreparably, and that these things are being accounted for.

Because of people like T.E. Lawrence, I...
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Something about a beautiful woman's spelling errors makes me want to fall in love.

No, you can't use that in your bad fiction.