I have a sticker on my car that says "Just a Pirate chasing Booty".

My desktop background currently has a picture of a pirate kinda girlie with her leg in the air and the words "Surrender the booty".

Does all of this deep deep down conclusions mean I just need to get laid soon?

I dislike my job and am seriously considering moving to Pittsburgh. My brother already offered 6 months rent free (with my own room!)!
Even though I know he was drunk and/or wasted, can I still hold him up on his offer???

Pittsburgh is really kick ass, and I could sorta/kinda go back to school while I was out there....

what the hell is a boy to do?