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I am so excited about my birthday party tomorrow night! I'm expecting about 100 guests, most of whom will be wearing delightfully ridiculous pants and bearing champagne. Dawn Culbertson, the "Evil Pappy Twin," will be playing her "punk lute" (Ramones, Devo, Sex Pistols, Van Halen), Valarie Shimmi-shaka will be belly-dancing, Ultra-Sharlat has some torch songs to burn, June and Renfield have a comedy routine ready, and award-winning neo-burlesque performers Trixie Little and the Evil Tap-Dancing Hate Monkey will be strutting their stuff and delivering birthday spankings! http://www.trixielittle.com

If you have nothing else to do on Friday, September 10, and you happen to live somewhere near Baltimore, and you have some fancy pants and/or an act to perform, contact me for instructions for bribing your way into my birthday party with a bottle of champagne or suitable California sparkling.