OMG! IT"S THE FLESH EATING DISEASE!!!
The CAT, that is. On the 14th we had to take one of our furkids back to the SPCA, becuase, even after a year, tons of Feliway, vet recommendations (separate them, cuddle them together, squirt bottle, etc), and so on, the other cats- Shadow in particular- kept bullying our Squweird. Several times she was beat up pretty badly, and would spend her whole day in hiding, cowering. Not healthy.
So, we swapped her out for a cat we cannot seem find any name for but THE FLESH EATING DISEASE!!!
In it's "dormant" phase symptoms include black and white fur covering your body and surrounding objects, and a deep rumbling purr; in its "active" phase symptoms include large lacerations and puncture wounds all over your hands, arms, and whatever else The Disease can get its claws into!
She has huge golden eyes and fur like a silk/cotton blend and is just fucking adorable! But when she's playful, look out!
This all has led to some fun word play: "Hon, I've caught the disease." Translation: I'm bringing you your cat after it ran away five times and bit me.
"The Disease has gone into remission." Translation: The cat ran away/ left the room.
"My symptoms are getting worse." Translation: The little fucker tore me up again, call the ER.
"The CDC has issued a warning." Translation: Careful, it's by your feet.
"The Disease has spread to the bedroom." Translation: Exercise caution entering bed.
"I'm infected." Trans: I'm cuddling the crazy critter!
I Love my Disease! Come see my Disease!
The CAT, that is. On the 14th we had to take one of our furkids back to the SPCA, becuase, even after a year, tons of Feliway, vet recommendations (separate them, cuddle them together, squirt bottle, etc), and so on, the other cats- Shadow in particular- kept bullying our Squweird. Several times she was beat up pretty badly, and would spend her whole day in hiding, cowering. Not healthy.
So, we swapped her out for a cat we cannot seem find any name for but THE FLESH EATING DISEASE!!!
In it's "dormant" phase symptoms include black and white fur covering your body and surrounding objects, and a deep rumbling purr; in its "active" phase symptoms include large lacerations and puncture wounds all over your hands, arms, and whatever else The Disease can get its claws into!
She has huge golden eyes and fur like a silk/cotton blend and is just fucking adorable! But when she's playful, look out!
This all has led to some fun word play: "Hon, I've caught the disease." Translation: I'm bringing you your cat after it ran away five times and bit me.
"The Disease has gone into remission." Translation: The cat ran away/ left the room.
"My symptoms are getting worse." Translation: The little fucker tore me up again, call the ER.
"The CDC has issued a warning." Translation: Careful, it's by your feet.
"The Disease has spread to the bedroom." Translation: Exercise caution entering bed.
"I'm infected." Trans: I'm cuddling the crazy critter!
I Love my Disease! Come see my Disease!