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Friday Apr 29, 2005

Apr 29, 2005
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I'm sooo Tired... Today took forever to be over with, and then I had to buy my car new shoes. I could have tinted my boyfriend's car's windows and paid for his tattoo with what I just spent on tires.

Now I have to get the stupid thing inspected. Why am I such a horrible procrastinator? I have a paper to write, exhaust gaskets to buy for my man's car, inspection for my car. - All to do tomorrow!!! And that means I have to find my library card that I've seen several times since we've moved here, and I never needed it then.

Ah well. I'll live. At least I have a few days off work - and then hopefully next week with be busy and the weather nice.

Oh, I almost forgot. I just heard this joke and had to share it.

A beech tree and a birch tree are growing next to each other in the forest. Between them grows a baby tree.

The beech tree looks down and says - that's a fine son of a beech, the birch tree looks down and says - no that's a fine son of a birch. But neither of them can see which it is.

Finally a woodpecker flies by, and the beech asks him to help solver their argument.

Woodpecker , says the beech, you are an expert in wood, could you tell us whether that tree down there is a son of a beech or a sone of a birch?

The woodpecker flies down and taps the baby tree with his beak, then flies back up to the beech and the birch. Well - says the beech - which is it? T

he woodpeckers smiles and says - it wasn't a son of a beech or a son of a birch - but it was the finest piece of ash I've ever put my pecker into!
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littlekitten:
just had some good sex blush ... other than that, just a little decorating around the house
Apr 30, 2005
littlekitten:
perfect day for a little nap
Apr 30, 2005

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