Monday Jan 17, 2011

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Have you ever eaten a train piece by piece after you just derailed it with your penis?
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oxy:
No, but i did once knock a plane out of the sky with my erection.
shandyowl:
No, and I certainly wouldn't attempt such a thing without first visiting the cock-ring warehouse, particularly after my unfortunate experience with the automated milking machine.


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Should I have put in my E-Harmony profile that my favourite book is the Superbad book of penis drawings? I have to agree with Jesse Helms as "quoted" in The Onion: "I want more of those hot, hot cocks"


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