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Wednesday Apr 09, 2008

Apr 9, 2008
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I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers I'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless

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fyi:
slash/ i found this sortly after.. okay i'm really bored and haven't jerked off in forever.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

you're still a fucking hot ass though <5

Apr 9, 2008
fyi:
yup i watched this in it's entirety and just thought wow this isn't funny it's me.


and this one is hilarious


your welcome again
holler
Apr 10, 2008

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