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Sunday Oct 22, 2006

Oct 22, 2006
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www.myspace.com/hoiiow...

I know myspace sucks my dick
But uh...

My page rules your world.


So the wedding was as horrid as I thought. We didn't even f***ing make it to the ceremony... and when we got to the reception... They had a random selection "lapdance" game.

This entails that a guest is randomly selected... to give a lapdance to the opposite gendered groom/bride.

Guess who got the lucky fucking chance?


*I*


>.<... It wasn't all bad considering I had changed into jeans and a shirt. It was bad because "chad" seemed to like it alot... and that made "shea" very very pissed. (obviously the bride and groom)


on a lighter note... I survived on stealing alcoholic beverages and retiring to the hotel early to watch horror movies.

<33.


Well... I wish I coulda partied this weekend. Too bad no one throws parties on Sundays. I'm convinced they'd be a sure hit.
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infinity:
haha, nice. if you got selected the bride would be super-jealous no matter what tongue biggrin


your myspace page > mine. but mine < yours in terms of cpu usage. that pic browser decided to hog one of the cores in my laptop. but then again that could be safari being the shite browser that is can be sometimes, hah.
Oct 23, 2006
theknives:
stolen alcohol and horror films.....sounds like the best idea right now! kiss
Oct 24, 2006

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