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I'm seriously... very upset.


I can't believe Tegan retired... she was honestly my inspiration for alot of things. Ever since I discovered this site I was in love with tegan. Before I could get a membership.

Tegan, you'll be horribly missed. I wish I could have gotten to know you better.

- <3

Why, Tegan? WHY?

I will not rest until I get an explaination for this.

Teeeegan... *sobs violently*

"And what do YOU want to be when you grow up?"


"Well, gee... I want to be a suicidegirl."

scenario: 10% likely, 70% not understood.

You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend...

NEAR FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS OF NITRO GLYCERINE\


-ecstatic-

My internet is pissing me off. I can't stay online for more than 10 minutes at a time before it kicks me off. I don't know How I'm supposed to fucking update shit and load artwork to deviantart if it disconnects me faster than my computer loads web pages.

I hate when I open my big fucking mouth. I get in trouble and make people angry. I apologize. I apologize to everyone for everything bad I have ever said about them.

I apologize to the people I have made angry or sold out. I apologize for lying and for every time I cracked a joke about someone. I apologize for every rude comment, and...
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You know... I really love beavis and butthead.

Actually... when I was younger, I had a crush on butthead... if that's possible. Having a crush on a cartoon character named "butthead"

"We're gonna be talking about the PENIS."
"We'll be talking about VAGINA."

"Do you think that it's funny, butthead that we'll be talking about the TESTICLES?"

"And We're also going to be talking alot...
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Uploaded a new photo... I'm sure most of you have noticed. I can't believe you can actually see that my eyes are two different colors. I dunno if I like it or not. I guess tell me What you think if you read this.

Well... Today:


I got my computer back, meaning that I can finally post more an submit art work on my art site. Hooray.

Did I mention I have no life?

You know... doing whip-its in a parking lot after stealing whipped cream cans from a store is pretty... fly.

Okay... so I know I haven't updated my journal in like 10 minutes, so I'll do that now since I know you're all just dying to comment on what I've got to say.

So... I've missed about 1/2 the days of class I'm supposed to have gone to since the semester started, and I'm pretty sure I'm still doing better than last year. Tight.

You...
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The first rule of Yaryar is: You do not talk about Yaryar.
Second rule of Yaryar is: You do not TALK about Yaryar.
Third rule of Yaryar is: if it's your first time at yaryar, you have to yar.

Mreower.

okay... I totally just fucking messed myself...

Hey there! Thanks for your application to become a SuicideGirl. You
look perfect for our site, and you've now passed the first stage of the
application process.


*weak smile*