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This is my first journal entry. I've been looking at this site for a long time now, I've never really had the urge to post a journal entry, mostly because I really hate the whole "blog" thing. Very few of them actually interest me. I had never checked out the profile part of the site until just now, congratulations...I am making alco-calls in blog form now.

I'm probably posting because I'm stinking drunk on wine right now. My refrigerator caught on fire about 30 minutes ago...I turned off the circuit breaker and I've been trying to eat as much ice cream and as many hot pockets as possible. I broke up with my girlfriend this afternoon, she was exactly like me but in girl form. Don't feel sorry for me...I just don't know what else to write in these things. Maybe that is interesting to you, maybe not...maybe I am vomitting Sean Landers-esque rambling masturbation. I am 6th or 7th cousins to Hank Williams, both of us using comic books as source material for our songs. I am mostly italian. I am belgian. I am very barely irish and indian. I am also flobbing drunk.

I am a wretching coxcomb this evening. Welcome to the loquacious cozenage of my 3 AM drunkspew. Holla.