nylinkinrhyme

Merry fuckin Christmas
Hopefully your christmas was better than mine. Today I spent the whole afternoon and early evening (until dark) trying to fix my piece of shit truck. My dad was supposed to fix it, but it ended up him telling me what to do...like usual. I'm so glad I don't live here anymore. Seriously, my truck is a heap of crap and needs to be burned. Everybody is trying to convince my dad to get me a new vehicle...wouldn't that be nice...and so not likely. I'm not ready to go back to Iowa, but I am ready to not be home. I've got so many people to see this week and not enough time to do so, what to do, what to do. I haven't been home in over two years and there are so many things i want to do while here. I need to have some really good Long Island pizza, i have to go to the "German" deli in westhampton for a breakfast sandwich and later a roast beef and mozzarella on a roll. I have to go to the ocean and yes i know its winter, but its the ocean, there is no ocean in iowa. Oh yeah, I also wouldn't mind pullin in a piece of ass while i'm here even though its not looking like that will happen. Oh well, maybe when i get back to lAmes.

Come to think of it, this is probably my longest post to date...sweet. I think i'll go to bed now because I don't think I could accomplish a greater feat than this.