nylinkinrhyme

and the sickness continues. I feel like i've been sick forever now. this past friday and saturday were the worst. Friday i was up for work at 4:30am, my usual wakeup time, but two guys didn't work thursday so we were behind. I had to run somebody elses route and didn't get done until 6pm. I still had three stops i didn't get done, but...
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dead drunk, just drove forty-five minutes home from des moines not sober. Yes, i'm an idiot, but at least i'm an idiot that is goiing to sleep. i was celebrating though, tomorrow is the first saturday i've had off in i don't know how long. peace out.

ok, its damn near two am and i just got back from the bar. I'm watching Lisa Lampenelli(?) on comedy central and OMFG it is seriously the funniest shit i have seen in the longest time. I think i almost choked on my sandwich five times in the past ten minutes. I can't believe some of the things i've heard. I need to find this...
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so I almost wrecked my car today, that was pretty awesome. So i leave my house at 5am to drive half and hour to work. of course the roads are shitty so it takes longer. Just as i get onto the interstate, my buddy calls and says they are holdling the trucks back a few hours. well too late for me i'm already on my...
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ugh, i'm sick yet again. I feel like i've been sick for three weeks straight and i think i have. Lets see. two weeks ago, i had a little bit of a cold. Got some medicine and it started going away, then last week I damn near lost my voice, then now i've got a cold again and this one is kickin my ass. I...
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I need a woman...or at least somebody that likes to clean. Seriously, my room looks like a disaster area and i'm just laying in my bed like a lazy sack. I need to shave, I need milk and batteries, but its too cold to go outside. Its amazing how lazy I am after a three hour mini bender of drinking. I mean, really, my room...
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Right now i'm happier than a schoolgirl with a grade school crush. Just found out that thursday i won't have to work in ames and that i will be riding on a truck in des moines as well as friday. Then I work my last weekend in ames before starting my own delivery route on monday. Two reasons why i'm really happy. One, thursdays are...
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Sooo, my cable is still out. It was supposed to be back on today and today is quickly turning into tonight. I hate not having tv, i don't know what to do with myself. I could read, but then i just fall asleep and I already took one nap today, i can't go back to sleep because i won't be able to fall asleep tonight...
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Symptoms of a hangover:

Shakes. hell yeah
Headache. check
nausea. check
Irritability. definately.i hate slow people. (not slow-retarded, slow moving)
Red Eyes. check
Indigestion. check
Thirst. check, i've drank about a gallon or two of water
Fatigue. check, i need a nap
Difficulty concentrat...ooh look at that bird.

I hate working with a hangover. damn miller lite promos. Free beer, a free irish car bomb...
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wow, what a fucking week its been. I am so fucking sick of the snow. It was seriously negative something at 6am thursday morning. They stopped the trucks at our wharehouse from leaving until it warmed up. Problem was I and my buddy had already left. Dumbass me forgot to wear two pairs of socks or my long underwear. Luckily the cold was somewhat manageable...
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Dorsal posted a hilarious video on her blog (check it out) which inspired me to share one of my favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force clips regarding college football. Check it out below.





anyway, tonight is the Legends/ West Cyde Wings christmas party which should be fun. I've been piss drunk at the last two legends xmas parties, so i think i should continue with that...
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