nyghtwish

Uhm okay so apparently I've gone crazy. I slept most of the day away (I had cramps, leave me alone.) But it's not so much that as the fact that WHILE I was asleep I had dreams about hanging out with some of the SGs and, through some bizarre series of events, was supposed to have sex with El Chupacabra to save us from certain death. Okay, so then my mom shows up (in the dream) and she's in a nightgown and she tells me that SHE'S going to rescue us by sleeping with El Chupacabra. And we're in this huge log cabin with this big deck. But the whole thing is in the trees. And we're out on the deck and El Chupacabra is on the ground attacking animals and it's this big beastie thing.

So, anyway, I decide to sneak out so that my mom doesn't have to rescue us. And I get to El Chupacabra's house (WTF???) and it's this big mansion with a library, kind of like the cartoon version of Beauty and the Beast. Except El Chupacabra doesn't need me to fall in love with him, he's already transformed in to some hot guy. Except sort of not (I dunno, it was a dream, he was kind of a man and kind of not.) So there I am, bent over the back of this sofa, except he's not having sex with me, and I'm talking to SGs that have shown up (I would name names but that's just weird.) And they're there to watch. But I woke up before anything happened.

So what the hell?! Am I crazy or just that horny? And I can't stop thinking about the boys that I've hooked up with recently. Like, I just want to pounce and bed them. But I know I can't. One...well, it would just be wrong. And the other...WAYYYY wronger. Or more wrong. Whatever.

I need to be shot. I'm like a dog in heat. I'm gonna hump everything in about five seconds. Ick and I hate the word hump.