Yep, I humped everything. Just kidding. Only a couple of things. 
My tum hurts. It's probably because I ate this really disgusting microwave dinner. One of those kid's ones with the penguin on the front. The macaroni was terrible and so were the cookies. I got all excited cuz the box claims the cookies turn your tongue green. What they didn't tell you was that...
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My tum hurts. It's probably because I ate this really disgusting microwave dinner. One of those kid's ones with the penguin on the front. The macaroni was terrible and so were the cookies. I got all excited cuz the box claims the cookies turn your tongue green. What they didn't tell you was that... Read More
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bradley27:
Here is the thing if it turns you tongue green think what it does to your stomach ahhhhhhhhhhh
lordwarlord:
Didnt your tounge turn green in cartoons if something tasted really bad? Cartoons are the greatest since they teach us everything we need to know. To bad a sertain somebody hasn't been watching enough cartoons. Too Bad. 
Uhm okay so apparently I've gone crazy. I slept most of the day away (I had cramps, leave me alone.) But it's not so much that as the fact that WHILE I was asleep I had dreams about hanging out with some of the SGs and, through some bizarre series of events, was supposed to have sex with El Chupacabra to save us from certain...
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u_dont_know_me:
nobody you know ... 
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lordwarlord:
Five seconds!
Argh. I could not be more done with that boy. I honestly don't even want to talk to him anymore. Somehow, I always end up looking desperate or like a dumbass when we're talking. Since we broke up, we've still been sleeping together. It was okay for a while. Then I decided I didn't want to anymore (this was the week before Halloween). Well he...
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zpo:
snuggle, snuggle, snuggle 
If he wants to play those games then he isn't a great loss. Cry as long as you need to, the pain isn't doing you any good inside.
If he wants to play those games then he isn't a great loss. Cry as long as you need to, the pain isn't doing you any good inside.
I'm feeling like a big sap today. I don't know what my freakin' deal is. Yesterday I was so productive and today I'm like a big pile of mush. I played video games for about eight hours. That's gotta be some kind of sad, sad record. For me anyway. However, Champions of Norrath is one cool game and I still have 29 levels to go....
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xanotherdeadhero:
thank you
dusty:
hello hello hello...and p.s. thank you very much for your comment on my set sooo long ago...and p.p.s. your profile pic is really fucking cool...and p.p.p.s. pic 48 ended up on the opening page with all those random girls pics...i was excited to see that!!! ...xox dusty
I think I've decided to go ahead and take the GRE. It's funny because I actually made the decision on my own, without the gentle prodding of Mom and Dad. Whoa. I even went out and bought a GRE study book. I'm doing pretty crappy so far. I guess that's why you study.
So my plan is to study as much as I can alongside...
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So my plan is to study as much as I can alongside...
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zpo:
Sounds like you're excited about the program and its a good fit for you. Best of luck on the GRE and you'll do great.
lordwarlord:
What is a GRE? Does it include virgins being thrown into hungry valcanos? If so, how do I get one?
Will I find out what a GRE is? Will I finally get a exuces to throw virgins into valcanos? Will I ever run out of stupid things to say? All these anwsers and more on the next bat time, next bat place!
Will I find out what a GRE is? Will I finally get a exuces to throw virgins into valcanos? Will I ever run out of stupid things to say? All these anwsers and more on the next bat time, next bat place!
*Warning*: Don't read this unless you want to be really depressed.
I've been thinking a lot lately. Bad things happen when I think. I've been thinking about my future...I suppose that's what happens when you're literally terrified of what your country holds for you in the "real world." A million billion parts of me want to move back home, to the safety and comfort...
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I've been thinking a lot lately. Bad things happen when I think. I've been thinking about my future...I suppose that's what happens when you're literally terrified of what your country holds for you in the "real world." A million billion parts of me want to move back home, to the safety and comfort...
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xanotherdeadhero:
dont know how much this will help about everyone moving away, but ill be moving down to Fredericksberg in january
india:
If you want anything enough you will make it happen.
I'm so scared of what's going to happen in the next four years. Bush doesn't have to worry about reelection. And Cheney isn't going to run in 2008. Here's what I see happening: "Hey! Panama is looking at us kinda funny. *KABLAM!*" "Here, KKK, have some money to kill them fags." "You had an abortion? Now you must eat the fetus as repentence!!!"
Okay, maybe...
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u_dont_know_me:
The world is going to shit ... its been goin' to shit for like a billion years or something ... its time to move on I think ...
Maybe this will cheer everyone up ...
This is a picture of Sable in her Dirty Pirate Wench costume
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Dirty Pirate Wench
Maybe this will cheer everyone up ...
This is a picture of Sable in her Dirty Pirate Wench costume
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Dirty Pirate Wench
oktober:
Come to Canada. We're pretty much the same.. Think of us as America Lite* 
Gay marriage is all good, AND we're heading towards decriminalizing marijuana! Less crime, less pollution... you get the point!
Oh, and nobody was dropped on their face at my party.... That I know of anyways...
Gay marriage is all good, AND we're heading towards decriminalizing marijuana! Less crime, less pollution... you get the point!
Oh, and nobody was dropped on their face at my party.... That I know of anyways...
Damn this country. Values, my ass.
hawks:
Apparently, we got what we asked for. 
I'm sick. And it blows. I hate being sick. Plus I feel bad because I'm sure I passed it on to Kenny. How am I going to convince him to make out with me more often if I get him sick?
The shortened version of the backstory: I've known Kenny longer than I've known Lewis (the ex.) I had a crush on him before I...
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How am I going to convince him to make out with me more often if I get him sick?
The shortened version of the backstory: I've known Kenny longer than I've known Lewis (the ex.) I had a crush on him before I...
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lordwarlord:
The answer is simple, just make sure you are drunk or stonned so you always have the way out. At least act that way until you figure what you want to do. I am soo smart, so smart my brain might leave my body since it didnt have enough room and left. If you see a flying brain dont throw rocks just say hello and throw money and or underware.
ayurvedium:
you said: pour salt on my hand and squeeze an ice cube
i gotta know---what happens if you do that?
xoxox
i gotta know---what happens if you do that?
xoxox
Had a pretty slamming time last night at the party. And I can definitely feel it right now. I mean, I don't feel that bad but not great either...just tired I guess. And sick. Like strep sick.
So anyway, got drunk. Flashed people, like always. One guy actually gave me a dollar to flash him. I like free money. Made out with a friend of...
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So anyway, got drunk. Flashed people, like always. One guy actually gave me a dollar to flash him. I like free money. Made out with a friend of...
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xanotherdeadhero:
not sure. it was in an apartment on the top level. building 4 of whatever complex it was. I think it was thrown by a guy named matt who was dressed up as beetlejuice.
oh yeah, and thats cool that you go to UMW. I applied to go there next semester. spring 2005, i guess. Dont know if ill get in or not, only got 3 semesters here at NOVA
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oh yeah, and thats cool that you go to UMW. I applied to go there next semester. spring 2005, i guess. Dont know if ill get in or not, only got 3 semesters here at NOVA
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txakurgorri:
Careful... them unrequited love types.. they be deadly... I know... I married mine...
This week has been exhausting for some reason. I can hardly wait just to finish it all up and be done for the semester. Exams or not, I'm ready for winter break. Only five more weeks, I believe...
And now I might actually be able to enjoy my weekend! Yay! Tomorrow night I'm going to a party back home with friends I haven't spent much...
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And now I might actually be able to enjoy my weekend! Yay! Tomorrow night I'm going to a party back home with friends I haven't spent much...
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oktober:
No trick or treating on Sunday? I can see why... Jesus gets SUPER FUCKEN PISSED about shit like that. What was I thinking? I'm going to hell for sure.
I can see why... Jesus gets SUPER FUCKEN PISSED about shit like that. What was I thinking? I'm going to hell for sure. 
jayde__:
I like the new name! And here's to naps! *raises some liquid caffeine*
I hope you have a really great weekend. It sounds like you should!
And here's to naps! *raises some liquid caffeine*
I hope you have a really great weekend. It sounds like you should!
Yes, yes. I've changed my name. It was a long time coming. Not ONLY is it the name of a pro-wrestler, but also another word for black. Which I'm not. But I like it. Black, that is. Wow, I feel completely stoned.
So today I gave a fucking awesome speech. I'm sure I won't get a good grade, but what the fuck ever. If you...
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So today I gave a fucking awesome speech. I'm sure I won't get a good grade, but what the fuck ever. If you...
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anton:
You could look at Chris all day? Do it. Do it.
anton:
Oh ok, you don't have to look at him all day.
But if you do, eat tofu.
Full circle.
But if you do, eat tofu.
Full circle.