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Friday May 06, 2005

May 6, 2005
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from the "i need these, and so do you" files:

http://www.smacdesign.com/shop/addcart.asp?133

that's right, my sisters and brothers...my ass IS in fact too metal for just one hand!! bwahahaha!

(and i like the fact that the girl modelling the undies is sportin' a real booty...not one of those fake, 13-year old boy butts that i see all over the celebrity rags. i mean really, people -- does anyone REALLY want to fuck a twig like Paris Hilton?! have you seen her in person?! i could SQUASH her entire little george-hamilton-tanned body with my ASS alone.)

yeah.

it's good to be back.
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kingsnake:
Does that hand come with the panties? I think that would be worth it if you had another person's hand randomly around them biggrin

Those are hot, though. I've seen some that have "AC/DC" on the butt and for me, that's marriage material if a gal wore 'em...
May 6, 2005
tarragon:
As someone with an ample dose of padding in the rear I may well have to invest in a pair of those myself. biggrin

Totally agree with you on the skinny chick front. Woman with curves and bums and thighs and round tummies are far more beautiful than knarly twigs whose bones show through their skin.

One of my favourite quotes on the subject comes from Barbara Cartland who said "If you were a man what would you rather hold in your arms at night, a pillow or a stick?"
May 7, 2005

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