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from the "i missed my calling" files:

i shoulda been a comic book paraphernalia ho.

i made it out of the house to the NY comic con yesterday afternoon, just to be reminded of the fact that yes! in fact, most people who work at and attend these cons have more in common with Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons than they do with me.

judging from the fact that the only booths getting any action while i was there were the ones with small, scantily-clad girls in them, i really should get off my duff and become some sort of action figure-hawker at these things. yes, i'll laugh at your dumb jokes. yes, i'll giggle my breasts for you while i bend down to get the 1973 Tomb of Dracula first edition that you can reach because of the size of your massive gut. yes, i'll pretend that you don't smell like the Times Square N/Q/R/W platform after it's been raining.

just give me your money, fanboy!

yeah. i could work that angle. i've got an over-shrunken Art Babe tee hidden around here somewhere...

and why is it that none of the alt publishers come to these things? where's SLG? where's Oni? where's Avatar? why am i forced to look at the same bad DVD rips of the original Battlestar Galactica (old starbuck = yummy! new starbuck = irritating), the "unreleased" Fantastic Four movie (which is painful) and - *gasp!* - the Wookiee Christmas Special?

and not a one carried any decent Hentai.

irritating. next time i'll save my $15 and go get a nice buzz on at Dymphna's during happy hour.
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cgilbe1:
yeah, the main reason I stopped collecting comic books was I wasnt fat enough and I realized I could never fit in. Also, I finally realized that if I ever wanted a girlfriend I would have to stop being an uber nerd...and start being a professional historian. (yes, the plan kinda backfired...thanks for asking)

anyway, been awhile since I heard from ya so i thought Id drop by. Oh , and let you know that it was raining last night as I was falling asleep...which oddly enough made me think of you.
Apr 8, 2005
kingskottie:
love
Apr 8, 2005

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