How you know you were raised in Berkeley- you go into good vibrations, and you recognize someone you went to highschool with (your exgirlfriend's exgirlfriend's exgirlfriend) on the cover of a porno movie. Then, when you go to pay for you purchases, the fag from 7th grade gym class rings you up.
This town is too fucking small.
I bought the second edition of best bi erotica, a tiger striped bullet vibrator, and a twenty dollar bottle of imported german lube. Yes, that's right. I'm officially a yuppy now.
This town is too fucking small.
I bought the second edition of best bi erotica, a tiger striped bullet vibrator, and a twenty dollar bottle of imported german lube. Yes, that's right. I'm officially a yuppy now.
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tinrabbit:
WELL I THINK AND I DONT THINK VERY MUCH. BUT ANY WAYS MAYBE HAVE FUN WITH EVERONE IN TOWN. THAN FUCK WITH THEIR HEAD. THAT WOULD BE FUN. NO?
darcy:
Hey girl! You are in Berkeley and I am in Texas! It's weird! Love, Darcy