nuria

I ate deliciously greasy chinese for dinner tonight. Hot and sour soup makes me dizzy with glee. Okay, too much Christmas music.

So who's in the spirit?? Eh, me either. It's been dull and my present to my mother was broken during shipment so most of her stuff was ruined. Ahhh, and i'm too cheap to insure stuff.

I've been having lesbian sex dreams like all week. In one dream I was massaging a friends back and then all of the sudden she turns me over and starts making out with me. My ex-boyfriend from like junior high (who is her current guy) was like totally watching and getting off on it. But the weirdest thing was her boobs were like watermelon size and her nips like almost poked my eye out. I was so freaked out I fell off the table. Then I woke up on the floor.

I think I need to go blow some Euro at the strip club this weekend and get all these tata's out of my head. Last time I was there this lady had this massive back piece and the hardest fakies I had ever felt. That girlie was craaazie.


OH and I would like to say that some of the elitist assholes around here make my stomach turn. This place is turning into nothing but new members getting the proverbial shit kicked out of them everytime they post. It's trite and says nothing but that certain people have nothing better to do than bully people through the internet. Yes, the underground is so evolved--yawn.


Broken hearts and swollen knuckles