Been a while since I rapped at ya...
I love the Onion, and I seem to have a lot of friends who remind me of Jim Anchower.
Important news item! I nearly died of shock when I saw that set of Fractal and Sicily. Two of my alltime favorite women together? Is it possible? Of fucking course it is, this is SG. I can only...
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I love the Onion, and I seem to have a lot of friends who remind me of Jim Anchower.
Important news item! I nearly died of shock when I saw that set of Fractal and Sicily. Two of my alltime favorite women together? Is it possible? Of fucking course it is, this is SG. I can only...
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lilyk:
where are you when we need you?
lilyk:
GO POST NOW!!
Late. Drunk. Promises. Decisions. Hangover.
So last night I got overserved. Seriously. I used to think that was just a funny thing my uncle used to say when he got lit up. This time, I was overserved.
The cocktails started out so normal. Well, actually I guess it all started with the martini. Then I was crushin on some 12 year-old scotch, and a bottle...
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So last night I got overserved. Seriously. I used to think that was just a funny thing my uncle used to say when he got lit up. This time, I was overserved.
The cocktails started out so normal. Well, actually I guess it all started with the martini. Then I was crushin on some 12 year-old scotch, and a bottle...
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tangledupinblue:
Fantastic list of movies.
Especially the Transformers movie -- if you cry during Field of Dreams (and what person with a soul doesn't) you must be a wreck during Prime's death scene.
Oh, yeah who the fuck am I?
I'm dropping by to say hello on recommendation of alyk who recently took pity and befriended me. She sent me here with the idea I should say hello, and seeing as you rock good movies and stuff, I agree and now say that 'hello.'
Especially the Transformers movie -- if you cry during Field of Dreams (and what person with a soul doesn't) you must be a wreck during Prime's death scene.
Oh, yeah who the fuck am I?
I'm dropping by to say hello on recommendation of alyk who recently took pity and befriended me. She sent me here with the idea I should say hello, and seeing as you rock good movies and stuff, I agree and now say that 'hello.'
lilyk:
you need vitamins...
slave labour, right , right
slave labour, right , right
Well well well. I am still alive. This is a big shocker after the last few days.
I hit Miami. HARD.
Schedule:
Thursday evening: Depart Dallas for Miami. I sit in first class where a very nice gay flight attendant gets me shitfaced. He asks me what I'd like to drink.
He: What can I get you to drink?
Me: Just some water would be...
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I hit Miami. HARD.
Schedule:
Thursday evening: Depart Dallas for Miami. I sit in first class where a very nice gay flight attendant gets me shitfaced. He asks me what I'd like to drink.
He: What can I get you to drink?
Me: Just some water would be...
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alyk:
ginger flavored tom's of maine is the tits, but it's made by hippies and I do not trust the health of my gums and teeth to hippies...
it is time for you to update yo journal, sir...
it is time for you to update yo journal, sir...
It seems that lately I only get involved with the wrong women. It isn't that they're crazy or anything, just that involvement can only result in bad or uncomfortable things. I think the answer is that I need to drink less. Seriously. There has to be an answer to it, and I think less drinking means more opportunities to be calculated in this regard.
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It's a new day. My flight was delayed this morning, so I'm already kinda pissed. But I had some Subway, and that helps. It is a new week. Much to do, much to do. I drank waaay too many mint juleps this weekend, and I'm still not feeling right. Also, I lost several hundred dollars on the Derby. I thought I had it locked up....
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lilyk:
don't tease
I just got ass fucked at work. I am angry. 
It wasn't my fault or anything as my analysis was top shelf, and my numbers were right. It's just that someone elses opinion (the only opinion that really mattered in the grand scheme of things) was different than the position my team took. Did get a partial victory, and I guess that's better than a...
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It wasn't my fault or anything as my analysis was top shelf, and my numbers were right. It's just that someone elses opinion (the only opinion that really mattered in the grand scheme of things) was different than the position my team took. Did get a partial victory, and I guess that's better than a... Read More
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koleeta:
York,
this sounds like a situation I will have to be dealing with after I graduate with my Business Degree in December. crap.
love,
Nia
this sounds like a situation I will have to be dealing with after I graduate with my Business Degree in December. crap.
love,
Nia
I've had a tough couple of weeks. I'm going crazy trying to get my visa situation straightened out so I can move out of the country, but don't seem to be making any progress. Also, I worked on this huge project for work, which is coming under fire (as predicted) since there are a lot of stakeholders involved. I have the utmost confidence in my...
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smuffy:
now I'm going to have to google it.
damn you to hell!
p.s. you've ben here a long time. did you just recently get active?
damn you to hell!
p.s. you've ben here a long time. did you just recently get active?
smuffy:
I knew it was something like that.
Is it a sin? Is it a crime? Loving you dear like I do?
If it's a crime then I'm guilty, guilty of loving you.
Maybe I'm wrong, dreaming of you. Dreaming the lonely night through.
If it's a crime then I'm guilty, guilty of dreaming of you.
What can I do? What can I say? After I've taken the blame?
You'll say you're through....
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If it's a crime then I'm guilty, guilty of loving you.
Maybe I'm wrong, dreaming of you. Dreaming the lonely night through.
If it's a crime then I'm guilty, guilty of dreaming of you.
What can I do? What can I say? After I've taken the blame?
You'll say you're through....
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lilyk:
mixed weekend- better than being here
vuokko:
I do not have that kind of time. I wich someone would start one, though! It would be really cool. Liger is a great group owner-- we need someone like her, but more obsessed with the Big L.
The other day I ate an entire pizza. By myself. I've often thought about how bad overeating is, and why I no longer engage in it, but this experience transcended everything I know about food intake best practices, health and fitness, and oncoming stomach aches. This was about personal greatness. When I got halfway through I was surprised, and not just at how quickly the...
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lilyk:
alyk loves me. it's your fault. i am depressed today because i am tired and hungover sitll and have too much work the the boy i fell in love with this weekend is leaving for the uk tomorrow. 
ibidid:
you're so right about popular culture and the robots! i'm always telling people that media is the answer, not the problem, to all our worries... If shitbags like Wolfowitz can govern countries using arbitrary 'stock markets' then we can certainly expect hollywood to anticipate every possible thing that might hurt, maim, or annihilate us. king kong got us ready for godzilla, right? that fucker was going to take out all of tokyo! by the time matthew broderick got around to it, we already had the problem solved... aces.
if we looked deeply enough into f. scott's personal history (and I can't say i have), we'd probably find that this quote was simply a veiled statement in support of being drunk as much as possible... here's to f. scott!
if we looked deeply enough into f. scott's personal history (and I can't say i have), we'd probably find that this quote was simply a veiled statement in support of being drunk as much as possible... here's to f. scott!
Today is my birthday! I celebrated this weekend by:
1) Passing out before all of my friends both Friday and Saturday nights!
2) Getting shot in the throat with a paintball!
3) Consuming ungodly amounts of bbq'd meats!
4) Having my work permit application get rejected by the United Kingdom!
5) Winning both of my fantasy baseball games!
6) Getting my ass handed to me...
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1) Passing out before all of my friends both Friday and Saturday nights!
2) Getting shot in the throat with a paintball!
3) Consuming ungodly amounts of bbq'd meats!
4) Having my work permit application get rejected by the United Kingdom!
5) Winning both of my fantasy baseball games!
6) Getting my ass handed to me...
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