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I have to come up with $10k in cash by tomorrow. Anyone want to buy a used liver? Maybe some kidneys? This should be interesting.
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smuffy:
what's up?

you owe money to the mob or something? biggrin

as for the sausages....you are like the first person to like my hunks of meat. they really were good. I need to take you with me and feed you. I imagine you're a good guy to take along and try to feed. you seem pretty cool and open to new things.
smuffy:
are you a rich guy?
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Looking for a new apartment this weekend. East Village is the target. Wish me luck in finding something amazing.
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lilyk:
and don't take anything i say seriously as i may have a concussion
tangledupinblue:
between the Czexh beer garden in astoria and your tip on Thebrushback.com, this is a weekend that will live in spendorific memory.
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It's been too long since I last updated. I'm running around deciding what to do with my life. Big decisions need to be made, but I also need to procrastinate for a while. It's necessary. Anyway, I'm reading House of Leaves. This is not the ideal book to read on a train or airplane as there is a lot of movement involved. You have to...
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alyk:
She was mine to begin with!

Stop trying to use your hot irish superpowers to steal her...

You are totally destined to marry a Scores cocktail waitress...
ibidid:
me? about the same. partying too much. barely working, but working all the time. wondering what became of my youth and my freedom...
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I've made a life decision. I have been in the process of moving to London for the better part of a year now. This was a decision I made about 15 months ago, and something I've been actively pursuing since then. I changed firms because the new firm said they'd move me over there (not that I'm complaining about the new firm, they are the...
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lilyk:
you're getting drunk? is that because that bitchy girl on the first page of your journal is giving you the finger?
lilyk:
i so know what you are getting for christmas
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I fly to Dallas tonight. Once I'm there, I'll have been in my fifth timezone in one week. That's even a stretch by my standards. If anyone is interested in how to avoid jet lag in that sort of situation, I'd be happy to school you.

I also have three kinds of money in my wallet, which is getting to ba a pain in the...
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lilyk:
lilyk:
update already, you whoreface
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OK. I am sitting in a hotel room in London waiting for dinner to arrive and typing on a shitty keyboard (so blame that for lack of punctuation and spelling errors.) I've just arrived from Greece where I spent the last two weeks doing nothing except getting drunk and sunburned. I almost want to go backto work. Almost. I miss liger and alyk. I won't...
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alyk:
Use this as your style guide...

lilyk:
if you just send me the one of you from alyk's journal, you will so be stricken with the gout!
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I set my minibar record last week. It was huge. We raided three of them. 2:30am walking the halls of the hotel with a pillowcase, going to each of our rooms and grabbing anything booze related out of the minibars and tossing them in the sack. I felt like santa when we walked into the party, except my Dancer and Prancer were two very attractive...
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lilyk:
lilyk:
i miss numbers.
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I have some pretty serious travel coming up. In the next month I will be in New York, Detroit, Dallas, London, Greece, and San Fransisco. I'm getting on a plane again in a matter of hours. I spend the majority of my time talking about air travel bemoaning the multitudinous bad things, but there are cool things too.

1) Frequent flier miles. I have hundreds...
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alyk:
Yeah, that sounds hot...Also, you now live close enough so that you could rifle through my garbage and mail...Making me sweat now...
lilyk:
true, i know i have scored- you are like the male version of me.

that cat is one hot piece of bitch

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I just took a little road trip. Dallas to New York. It was lovely. Here's what I took away from it:

1) Every female over 19 in Dallas is married, engaged, or otherwise betrothed. But I already knew this. Just wanted to bitch about it again.

2) Oklahoma has the freshest fucking eggs I've ever eaten.

3) Just because a road on the atlas is...
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katiebarthedoor:
but Walker: Texas Ranger has the collective knowledge of every character Norris ever played in a movie. few know this.
including the delta force and invasion usa. so i'm sure he could handle Airwolf.

lilyk: