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So I've been losing weight. This is a good thing. Except when it comes to clothes. I gotta buy new stuff. My jeans are classic guy jeans, they've been with me for years, they're dirty and have holes, and they rule. But they're kinda too big now. And I'm in between sizes too, so when I'm walking around, the belt needs to be tighter or they fall down. But when I sit, they're too tight. So I have to constantly re-set the belt. I stand up to walk more than ten feet, I have to set the belt on "walk." When I sit, I set them on "sit" which is one notch tighter than "walk." Here's the issue, I forget where I am sometimes and just start undoing my belt (or so it seems.) I'm in New York, so I get strange looks like, "oh Christ, this fucking guy is gonna drop trou right here." I need new jeans.