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Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

Jun 21, 2005
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Been a while since I rapped at ya...

I love the Onion, and I seem to have a lot of friends who remind me of Jim Anchower.

Important news item! I nearly died of shock when I saw that set of Fractal and Sicily. Two of my alltime favorite women together? Is it possible? Of fucking course it is, this is SG. I can only imagine that my reaction to seeing that was akin to the reaction of the guy/girl who first combined bacon with...anything. Imagine that?

"Soooo, what would you like for breakfast?"
"What've you got?"
"Well, we have eggs, cheese, bacon, everything bagels, salt, pepper, ketchup. Which would you like?"
"I'll have all of them. At the same time! Pile it all on the bagel like a...a...sandwich!" [genius keels over in the realization that he has just made a discovery of Darwinian proportions]

I've been very bad about updating recently. I've been all over the country for work, weddings, and bachelor parties (thank god I'm still lucid enough to use Harvard commas). I would say that I'm going to adopt liger's method of updating more frequently by being less voluminous, but my entries are rarely ever voluminous. The longest entry I've ever had was the complete lyrics to "The Humpty Dance", so you can thank Digital Underground and the incomparable Shock G for that.

So, I see you rolled your way to the semis. Dios mio, man! Liam and me, we gonna fuck you up.
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lilyk:
where are you when we need you?
Jul 1, 2005
lilyk:
GO POST NOW!!

wink
Jul 5, 2005

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