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Monday Feb 14, 2005

Feb 14, 2005
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I wrote a poem today. It has no name. Wanna hear it?

Hello lady behind the desk at the airport,
I know you are lying to me about our new departure time,
I know that in 15 minutes the time will change again.

Hello lady behind the desk at the airport,
Please observe the battery indicator on my i-pod,
When there is no more battery left I will start yelling at you.

If it wasn't for lithium ion batteries, there would be a bleeding eardrum epidemic among ladies behind desks at airports who lie to me about estimated departure times.

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