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I'm pissing off a lot of people recently. Mostly myself. I'm disappointed in myself, which is worse than mad sometimes. It makes me feel like becoming a scientologist just so I have something to pass the time with. Also, I think I need that vitamin therapy, and pyramid schemes are really the best way to meet women. See, even when I'm trying to be serious, I get cynical and need to make jokes. Here's what I want:
To finish the project I'm doing for work.
A GMAT book to study every night till my brain hurts.
To take the exam.
To complete my B-school applications.
To save money.
To stop being so damned self-centered.
To take better care of myself.
Milk for my coffee.
The motivation to quit smoking.
To secretly do something like yoga.
Very spicy chile con queso.
Duke Ellington and Louis Armstrong playing in my apartment.
A secret handshake.
Happy New Year. Here's to new leaves.
I'm pissing off a lot of people recently. Mostly myself. I'm disappointed in myself, which is worse than mad sometimes. It makes me feel like becoming a scientologist just so I have something to pass the time with. Also, I think I need that vitamin therapy, and pyramid schemes are really the best way to meet women. See, even when I'm trying to be serious, I get cynical and need to make jokes. Here's what I want:
To finish the project I'm doing for work.
A GMAT book to study every night till my brain hurts.
To take the exam.
To complete my B-school applications.
To save money.
To stop being so damned self-centered.
To take better care of myself.
Milk for my coffee.
The motivation to quit smoking.
To secretly do something like yoga.
Very spicy chile con queso.
Duke Ellington and Louis Armstrong playing in my apartment.
A secret handshake.
Happy New Year. Here's to new leaves.
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Must you lick your balls in front of us?