My trip to Vegas has been cancelled, which would be a much bigger bummer if my trip to Miami beach wasn't coming together so nicely. Penthouse at the Raleigh for Friday and Saturday nights. I love it when my friends get married. Go for it, you dumb bastards! This way I can be involved in dozens bachelor parties without ever having to make any commitments...
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Sunday was rough. You know that feeling when you wake up and it's 3pm? You got home around 5 because an old friend was in town who you haven't seen in a while. You start telling stories and lose track of how many cocktails away from blackout you are, and next thing you know you wake up on the couch, the tv is on, and...
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newfolder:
Hm well ive never bowled drunk and i seem to do ok.. but when i curl the ball i dont use my thumb 
perhaps you should bowl sober?
Also i had an expresso for the first time the other day.. i was getting annoyed at a friend and started to have a go at him.. when my entire face wobbled. is that normal?
perhaps you should bowl sober?
Also i had an expresso for the first time the other day.. i was getting annoyed at a friend and started to have a go at him.. when my entire face wobbled. is that normal?
fridgemagnet:
Ouch!
I love San Fransisco. This was my first trip. I must go back when I have a while to really walk around and experience it all.
Went to the desert for the weekend. I love the desert. I said "awesome" all weekend, and this is my only regret (other than the length of my stay.) I like to think that I have a good vocabulary,...
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Went to the desert for the weekend. I love the desert. I said "awesome" all weekend, and this is my only regret (other than the length of my stay.) I like to think that I have a good vocabulary,...
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I am going westward tomorrow. I have a nagging feeling that I'm going to miss my connecting flight in Dallas. Even though it hasn't happened yet, I'm still starting to get furious about it. I KNOW it's going to happen.
But, it's like Yogi Berra said:
"Predictions are very hard to make. Especially about the future."
But, it's like Yogi Berra said:
"Predictions are very hard to make. Especially about the future."
Last weekend my father and I got drunk. This tends to happen when we get together. He allowed me to have one beer with dinner when I was 20. The day I turned 21, I was his official drinkin' buddy. Now, when I go visit him we sit around drinking wine until we're nice and 'faced and then go listen to music. He has a...
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I wrote a poem today. It has no name. Wanna hear it?
Hello lady behind the desk at the airport,
I know you are lying to me about our new departure time,
I know that in 15 minutes the time will change again.
Hello lady behind the desk at the airport,
Please observe the battery indicator on my i-pod,
When there is no more battery...
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Hello lady behind the desk at the airport,
I know you are lying to me about our new departure time,
I know that in 15 minutes the time will change again.
Hello lady behind the desk at the airport,
Please observe the battery indicator on my i-pod,
When there is no more battery...
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Last night I got drunk. Big drunk. Now I gotta hit Metro North and get home. Might go see the gates today. Might pass out from dehydration. The prospect of my 0-dark-30 flight to DC in the morning makes me wish I had a normal job. Last year I took somewhere in the neighborhood of 120 flights, this year I'd like to reduce that if...
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sicily:
that's an awesome fantasy! i say you figure out how to go about it. have you listened to the band, 'numbers'? they're amazing!
fridgemagnet:
the W in SF is quite nice.
numbers:
Pics from my camera phone!
I've been resisting this for a long time. How do you pick your favorite Suicide Girls? Well, I've chosen. I guess it's about fucking time considering that I've been hovering around the site since November of 2002 (it feels like yesterday.) So, my favoirite SGs are...
Missy: How could Missy not be a favorite? Not picking Missy as a favorite is like saying you are...
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Missy: How could Missy not be a favorite? Not picking Missy as a favorite is like saying you are...
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toothpickmoe:
Excellent choices. Seda makes me feel funny in my bathing suit area. Hell, they all do...
In regards to the eviction thing: It's funny, I see the building manager creeping around here sometimes with his little clipboard like he doesn't want to be noticed. He gingerly sticks notices on the door so no one will hear. It's kind of pathetic. I have very little respect for these people and the way they conduct themselves...sorry, I sort of ended up ranting in your journal.
In regards to the eviction thing: It's funny, I see the building manager creeping around here sometimes with his little clipboard like he doesn't want to be noticed. He gingerly sticks notices on the door so no one will hear. It's kind of pathetic. I have very little respect for these people and the way they conduct themselves...sorry, I sort of ended up ranting in your journal.
toothpickmoe:
I agree. The same thing happened when I was called about the fraud. At the end he asked, "Do you have any questions?"
"You do work for the actual bank, right?"
He laughed, but there was a little bit of fear in there on my part. It sucks we can't just trust people.
"You do work for the actual bank, right?"
He laughed, but there was a little bit of fear in there on my part. It sucks we can't just trust people.
It's over. I'm full of nicotine once more. I have a hangover, and as I suspected, smoking actually made me feel worse. Maybe there's a bigger lesson here. Maybe the lesson I learned is that I'm a glutton for punishment who knew that the smoke would make me feel bad, but I didn't precisely so that I would feel bad. I'm not sure though, I'll...
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I quit smoking last night while I was drunk. This is supposed to save my life, but I'm not sure a life without potentially fatal vices is worth saving. Due to my lack of sobriety when the decision was made, I'm giving myself a 48 hour window to go back on my quitting.