I'm really godamn drunk right now and I think I'll type something so I can go back on it tommorow and say shit mother fucker why the flaming fuck did I type that shit.
So anyway, I have several things wrong with me, as a lot of us do, but I'm working on it. And everywhere I turn I see the godamn hand!
You know the hand... fuckn' stupid ass limb.
Anyway, I"m all thinkin' today, man it hurts getting older... and shit man there are people 5 years younger where I am what the fuck happened? Then I realized, if you sit around wackin' off not doing anything buy movin' around shit in manual labor jobs for a while your wasting your life, and that how I got stunted in my shit.
So forshizle, as far as the women go. . . Women are fickle self absorbed, vain, eye candy... So enjoy them while your paying for it, but if you want something of substance ask god for a talking hand. And now it's time to sleep because I have no brain cells left to do anything else.
Fuck man getting drunk on a wednesday, I'm becoming an alcoholic, but what the fuck, at least i'm still alive to be an alcholoic, unlike my stupid ass friend that fuckn' killed himself at 16, 16 what is that shit man, way to young. Getting drunk makes life better in some circumstance... and if there ain't shit going on why not drink? it's better then sitting around bitching over lack of interests, or women, or eating shit that makes you
mmmm pringles
ok I don't eat pringles I dunno where that came from. All I eat is raw tuna and the occaional slice of pizza.
PIzZa is the devil, so is rice, and so is your moms pussy... that shit's like butter... and my penis is the bread, awwww yeah.
So anyway, I have several things wrong with me, as a lot of us do, but I'm working on it. And everywhere I turn I see the godamn hand!
You know the hand... fuckn' stupid ass limb.
Anyway, I"m all thinkin' today, man it hurts getting older... and shit man there are people 5 years younger where I am what the fuck happened? Then I realized, if you sit around wackin' off not doing anything buy movin' around shit in manual labor jobs for a while your wasting your life, and that how I got stunted in my shit.
So forshizle, as far as the women go. . . Women are fickle self absorbed, vain, eye candy... So enjoy them while your paying for it, but if you want something of substance ask god for a talking hand. And now it's time to sleep because I have no brain cells left to do anything else.
Fuck man getting drunk on a wednesday, I'm becoming an alcoholic, but what the fuck, at least i'm still alive to be an alcholoic, unlike my stupid ass friend that fuckn' killed himself at 16, 16 what is that shit man, way to young. Getting drunk makes life better in some circumstance... and if there ain't shit going on why not drink? it's better then sitting around bitching over lack of interests, or women, or eating shit that makes you
mmmm pringles
ok I don't eat pringles I dunno where that came from. All I eat is raw tuna and the occaional slice of pizza.
PIzZa is the devil, so is rice, and so is your moms pussy... that shit's like butter... and my penis is the bread, awwww yeah.
t13:
yeah it could be worse. I could be drunk typing about pizza, age and vain women, hahaha.