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life is like a dartboard, some times you land in the middle and some times your
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way the fuck over in your moms favorite vase 5 feet away.

Man is she ever gonna kill me.

Oh and by the way, I'm not a prude, I don't know what the hell happened to me, I"m pretty sure I've always been intelligent enough to hold this position and I would fuck you even if you did look like that, and your mom, and her sister, and possibly your moms mom.

Ok not possibly I'd fuck her and wouldn't feel dirty one smidgen.

When you get to the bottom of satans ugly ass grab bag I'm the ticket that says fuck you.