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Tuesday Jul 25, 2006

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Tried to go for a long drive because I was all depressed and stuff...

Car broke down, I had it towed down to the mechanic, car started up fine after being towed 20 miles, left it there anyway.

Was hoping to buy a really spensive' cigar for my birthday, oh yeah, no car.

I was sitting in the dark enjoying the cool night air coming in, and found a frog jumping across my living room.. . Guess I gotta close the door so no more frogs come in. NO SERIOUSLY WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT SHIT A fuckin' frog was chillin' out by my tv set.

Thought maybe I'd go out and finally get an air conditioner, nobody in town appears to be selling them anymore, so what it's summer time, YOU'D THINK THEY'D STOCK UP SUPPLY OF SHIT TO COOL YOU DOWN! But instaed they make sure they have plenty of furniture, leather furniture, so your ass will stick to something while you bitch because you CAN'T BUY AN AIR CONDITIONER!

I'm a little afraid to mastrubate tonight, my penis might turn orange and smile at me, but only after a frog pops out of my wee wee. Seriously, WHAT THE HELL!!!

Saw a rat running down the sidewalk yesterday, in broad daylight... Also managed to kill 4 spiders in a 24 hour period in my home. Oh yeah, found another mole or mouse or something rotting outside my door as well.

I had a dream last night I stole someones bike and was driving it away, until I ditched it for a miniature cho choo train, which I hitched a ride on.

My dreams make just about as much sense as reality right now, if the frog started to sing and wave a little cane and top hat around, I'd think it's normal.

Some times life is normal, and other time you just have to ask yourself, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT! surreal

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