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Sunday Apr 30, 2006

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Watched the 40 yo virgin today... It was funny as hell, but completely not believable. At 40 he would have his own massive porn collection, woulda had sex with the freaky chick, the grandma, and the boss.

And he would have either figured out the condom or asked the mom to put it on, wouldn't have left and would probably have done it in front of the daughter and her boyfriend. And I doubt it woulda lasted one minute, at 40 it's gotta be harder to get it up, and even harder to get it to react.

i mean seriously, 40!

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