Y'all are gonna keep fuckin' around with me
And turn me back into the old me
What follows is directed at no one in particular. If you see something you've done listed here, don't imagine you're the first person that's done it. Don't feel that I'm mad at you, because I'm not. Rather, if you see something in the following that reminds you of yourself,...
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And turn me back into the old me
What follows is directed at no one in particular. If you see something you've done listed here, don't imagine you're the first person that's done it. Don't feel that I'm mad at you, because I'm not. Rather, if you see something in the following that reminds you of yourself,...
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unravled:
Whoa. There's pie?
desdenova:
With uncertainty also comes options. Why should we seek to pigeonhole ourselves for the sake of simplicity?
I'm sorry.
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unravled:
Samling's first comment is the funniest thing ever.
velocity:
I enjoy pie as well... pie of all sorts. The simple beauty of pie is that one can put anything into a crust, even bacon, and it becomes a pie. Mmm, bacon pie...
Today on null: "When Strippers Attack Jesus"
It's so hard to pinpoint where things went wrong. I told MisterSatan over AIM that my super-pessimist sense was tingling, and the bastard laughed like he'd found an unguarded bit of whipped cream, which is funnier than butter because it's gayer. Or so I've been told.
The beginning is usually the best place to start, so off we...
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It's so hard to pinpoint where things went wrong. I told MisterSatan over AIM that my super-pessimist sense was tingling, and the bastard laughed like he'd found an unguarded bit of whipped cream, which is funnier than butter because it's gayer. Or so I've been told.
The beginning is usually the best place to start, so off we...
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muzencab:
BOWLS, BOWLS. Froidian slip.
muzencab:
Thats my null. Thats the thing with strippers, even my friend who shall remain anonomous and is a psychology major is prone to the same reactive mind behaveures as other strippers. Not a bad woman, and her motive to strip is a noble one-college.
Primative quadrapedal urges notes that spring is right around the corner. Good man with good resolve. Hope the party tonight is fun. Wish I was there. Have a good time for me, mmkay.
I've been sober for some time now, so let me know if I have gone to far.
Primative quadrapedal urges notes that spring is right around the corner. Good man with good resolve. Hope the party tonight is fun. Wish I was there. Have a good time for me, mmkay.
I've been sober for some time now, so let me know if I have gone to far.
I now have a song by an artist named Jem in my collection. I'm both amused and disturbed.
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unravled:
Did you just call me fuzzball?
unravled:
That's some sort of homoerotic Star Wars reference, isn't it?
I'm in one of those moods where people acting silly--which should be goofy, harmless fun--irritates me no end.
I just wish my head would stop hurting, I could get some rest, and the sun would stay out until I can go sleep for an afternoon in it this weekend.
I just wish my head would stop hurting, I could get some rest, and the sun would stay out until I can go sleep for an afternoon in it this weekend.
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monkeypox:
thanks for the warning, ill be sure to stay away for the time being cuz im sure a strong dose of the monkeypox is exactly what the dr. didnt order for you right now.
hope the head feels better soon!
hope the head feels better soon!
supremepizzaman:
Fuck them in their stupid asses.
Best moment of last night: PunkJr was talking shit about picking SupremePizzaMan up, doing something relatively homoerotic with him, and then throwing him somewhere--possibly in a dumpster (DayQuil has blurred the details). Typically, I asserted that there was no way PunkJr could pick the SupremePizzaMan up. Not only is the SupremePizzaMan hefty, but he's a live, non-rigid load. Feeling confident, I put five dollars on...
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pyronautica:
Dude, I still want a burrito.
pyronautica:
Then drive to Ballard for me!!
I think I crossed some dark line today that I never wanted to cross.
A few days ago, the last drops of my precious shaving oil sputtered out of the bottle. "No problem," I thought. "I can order more."
Except the company I ordered from was gone. After looking around, only American Crew seemed to have a shaving oil product, so I decided to brave...
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A few days ago, the last drops of my precious shaving oil sputtered out of the bottle. "No problem," I thought. "I can order more."
Except the company I ordered from was gone. After looking around, only American Crew seemed to have a shaving oil product, so I decided to brave...
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unravled:
Um, can I use your shower?
supremepizzaman:
Eh, at least you don't stink.
I love looking through my CD collection and muttering things like, "Guano Apes? When did I buy that," or, "Pushmonkey? What the fuck?"
A nigh-empty profile is the new black.
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samling:
ok.
iwasboy:
Black??
whats the rest of us Blue?
black is kinda cul though
whats the rest of us Blue?
black is kinda cul though
Sick. Relapsed. Migraine has returned. Shoulder aches terrible with shoulders like mine. Wearing most of ski outfit. Thermostat cranked. Can't get warm. So hungry. Haven't eaten all day. No food in apartment. Haven't eaten here or bought groceries in over a month. Can't stop thinking like Kirk. Will try to sleep again soon.
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supremepizzaman:
must get better. Focus on health. Spock. Help.
magnadolce:
I wish I could start off every day with a good laugh... That was fucking hilarious - (the kirk bit) 