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Monday Jul 18, 2005

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Best thing about my new phone: I walked onto a crowded elevator just as my phone (in my front pocket) started playing "The Imperial March". Nothing like ominous, CD-quality noises coming from your crotch.
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venice:
That is odd... maybe your childhood was completely lacking. Poor thing...
Jul 18, 2005
sugar_on_asphalt:
*snicker* Better than than annoying pop-music noises coming from your crotch.
Jul 20, 2005

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