Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

null

Member Since 2002

Followers 15 Following 15

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday Dec 26, 2004

Dec 26, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Today, I saw a family of morbidly obese people heading to see the Fat Albert movie. Between the four of them, they had two extremely large tubs of popcorn, several hot dogs, and four of those colas that are so large they require the daily output of a sugar refinery to produce. The popcorn buckets and drinks had ads for Fat Albert on them.

I'm still not sure whether to laugh or cry.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
luminaire:
On YOU.

"I keed! I keed!"
Dec 27, 2004
luminaire:
I hate you for making me laugh so hard. blackeyed
Dec 27, 2004

More Blogs

  • 11.19.06
    0

    Monday Nov 20, 2006

    When I was younger, I would tell friends having crises of confidence …
  • 11.18.06
    3

    Saturday Nov 18, 2006

    In conversation, I realized today that I have nothing in my apartment…
  • 11.15.06
    2

    Wednesday Nov 15, 2006

    Sitting at my desk writing fitfully, I listen alternately to Pink Flo…
  • 11.11.06
    5

    Sunday Nov 12, 2006

    I've been subject to that odd sensation that I get from time to time:…
  • 11.08.06
    1

    Wednesday Nov 08, 2006

    Sitting in my apartment, looking at the internet, and trying to forge…
  • 11.05.06
    0

    Sunday Nov 05, 2006

    I spent a lot of money this weekend--say...50 times what I spend in a…
  • 11.02.06
    5

    Friday Nov 03, 2006

    I've often said that if a body doesn't have anything immediately wr…
  • 11.01.06
    5

    Wednesday Nov 01, 2006

    Things are quiet lately. So quiet in fact that it's hard to come up …
  • 10.26.06
    3

    Thursday Oct 26, 2006

    I spent some time wondering why I never played the bass anymore this …
  • 10.24.06
    1

    Tuesday Oct 24, 2006

    Upon noticing that my temporary medication had turned my pee a bright…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
19
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,599 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,228 followers
  • 14,946,099 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,456,705 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo